A joke, courtesy of ML, but fwded from where, I'm not sure. It's pretty good.

A priest and a pastor from the local churches are standing by the side of the road, pounding a sign into the ground that reads:
The End Is Near - Turn Yourself Around Now Before It's Too Late!
As a car speeds past them, the driver yells, "Leave us alone, you religious nuts!"
From the curve they hear screeching tires and a big splash. The pastor turns to the priest and asks,
"Do you think the sign should just say 'Bridge Out?' "